I’m hungry now… I haven’t eaten anything. Wait… I have an idea for a comercial – Protect your dick from Lorena Bobbit! it’s perfect.
Protect your parents from Lizzie Borden?
Protect your dog from a lawn mower?
Protect your anything from chuck norris?
..I’ll shut up now.
Okay, I still wouldn’t advise my customers to use Norton AV, but this commercial is downright hilarious. If you could make your product that good, I’d be an immediate convert.
Ok, two things. One is the ending on Meebo is different, with the band executing a simultaneous pelvic thrust and making the chicken burst into flame. The other is that Don Dokken really looks like Bruce Willis these days.
February 21st, 2010 at 5:14 am
Don Dokken can do anything he likes to me! Giggity!
February 21st, 2010 at 5:16 am
This ad campaign fricken rules.
February 21st, 2010 at 6:13 am
Hells no! Dokken Rules! *sings “don’t lie to me” XD
February 21st, 2010 at 6:39 am
that mai fry chiken XD
February 21st, 2010 at 7:29 am
If they were COOLER haha, they would have used Queensryche instead of Dokken.
February 21st, 2010 at 8:00 am
Don was hungry!
February 21st, 2010 at 8:27 am
I just shot coffee out of my nose! That was great!!!
February 21st, 2010 at 8:50 am
I’m hungry now… I haven’t eaten anything. Wait… I have an idea for a comercial – Protect your dick from Lorena Bobbit! it’s perfect.
Protect your parents from Lizzie Borden?
Protect your dog from a lawn mower?
Protect your anything from chuck norris?
..I’ll shut up now.
February 21st, 2010 at 9:32 am
Oh my God that was hilarious!
February 21st, 2010 at 10:14 am
I use to be in 80′s bands and miss the spandex running up the crack of my ass.
Man, those were the days!
February 21st, 2010 at 10:27 am
why is this last guy talkin like yoda lmao
February 21st, 2010 at 10:38 am
HHmm?….The 80′s, strange times they were….I too Metal did listen Hmmm back then…
Dark Times were they………..
February 21st, 2010 at 10:49 am
if that chicken strikes them down now dokken shall become more powerful than it could ever imagine
February 21st, 2010 at 11:38 am
I love Dokken, and I wish George Lynch & Jeff Pilson would return.
February 21st, 2010 at 12:07 pm
really sad. their career went to shit
February 21st, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Thought Dokken didn’t liek chicken…D:
February 21st, 2010 at 1:50 pm
This series of ads is friggin genius! Awesome Dokken! Just wish George Lynch was in these ads as well. That would be the best!
February 21st, 2010 at 2:21 pm
i would also allow
February 21st, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Okay, I still wouldn’t advise my customers to use Norton AV, but this commercial is downright hilarious. If you could make your product that good, I’d be an immediate convert.
February 21st, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Genius add!!!! Great! Dokken rocks!
February 21st, 2010 at 4:00 pm
pffft! I’m sorry Norton, how can you take that tagline seriously? That’s like saying protect your TV from Alice Cooper…wait.
February 21st, 2010 at 4:45 pm
There was another one when they surround the chicken and it bursts into falmes.
February 21st, 2010 at 5:18 pm
I’m hungry now D:
February 21st, 2010 at 5:54 pm
Ok, two things. One is the ending on Meebo is different, with the band executing a simultaneous pelvic thrust and making the chicken burst into flame. The other is that Don Dokken really looks like Bruce Willis these days.
February 21st, 2010 at 6:45 pm
man looks like good chiken